Adventurous Oenophile Pillows

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I make it myself!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

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"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Habanero ..."

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Pop up begger.

'It's an acquired taste!'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'You have an impressive cellar.'