Adventurous Oenophile Gifts

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I make it myself!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

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"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Habanero ..."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'It's an acquired taste!'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Pop up begger.

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'You have an impressive cellar.'