Avophile Adventurer Gifts

Man Walking A Dog/Woman Walking a Bird.

"Do me next."

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Bears going water skiing.

"Trail mix?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Kardiff.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Guitar Man.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

A private jet takes off

Breakthrough

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'