Bookish Oenophile Gifts

"Oooh, let's take our books over there."

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Meet the author

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

The joy of sects.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Learn yourself English.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"