Bookish Oenophile Gifts

"Oooh, let's take our books over there."

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Marcel Proust

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"There goes our early night."

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Meet the author

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Learn yourself English.

The joy of sects.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Book market

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Richard Hughes.