Bookish Eater Gifts

The high fibre diet

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Cook in the cookery section.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Litteratti K9s.

K9 Literati.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Theory of Gravity

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

(The really ugly duckling)

The Human Ape.

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

English major will work for food.

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

Dolphin tries to 'look inside' a book about Dolphin Tails

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."