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"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Cook in the cookery section.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Litteratti K9s.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

K9 Literati.

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

Theory of Gravity

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

(The really ugly duckling)

English major will work for food.

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.