Bookish Chef T-Shirts

Cook in the cookery section.

Audio Books

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'Hard to follow...'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Book Worm

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Larry's Literary Market.

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

Saul Bellow

Pathology.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

William Blake.

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"School is loverly this time of year."

'Camilo José Cela'