Tiny Oenophile Prints

'You have an impressive cellar.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Jr. cloning kit

Double Bass

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Baby Screen Time

"I make it myself!"

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Leaping

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

Paradise: Collection of wine

"Breathe, darn it, breathe!"

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

'Get a grip.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.'

'Not much to show for 25 years of investing in wine--unless maybe you add back the 9,000 empties!'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

Dancing children

'I'm not hung-over, I've got wine flu."

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

'For the last time, I am electric and I do not require wi-fi to listen to the land!'