Enology Gifts

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

I like a screw-cap for the convenience, but I like a cork for

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

'The circle is complete!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Nature versus commerce.

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Look, a bug!"