Online Scam Enthusiasts Gifts

"You're a genius, Kevin, how many times is it now that you've sold our boomerang on Ebay?"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"So when do we go online?"

Internet Name Tags.

Social network site runs into trouble.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'He's our Spam expert!'

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"Serious life hack, dude."

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

'I and my Blog'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Super Highwayman.

'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will rip out my entrails and dance on my grave.'

"We learned about identity theft yesterday and I don't want anybody to recognize me and steal mine."

Scientist looking at FaecesBook website.

And do you, funnygrl@bizone.net, take harley99@comco.com

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"Twitching fingers, coupled with feelings of malaise, weakness, anger and exasperation. You're suffering from On-Line Opinion Fatigue Syndrome."

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

The Off-line Store

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

Internet supervision.

Does Twig ever hang out with friends? Of course. She's with them now. She's tweeting Emily, texting Ingrid and scanning Jonah's, Pete's and Ryan's Facebook pages. How friendly!