Online Scam Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"So when do we go online?"

Social network site runs into trouble.

Internet Name Tags.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'He's our Spam expert!'

"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"Very impressive. . . internet troll."

'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'

'I and my Blog'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Super Highwayman.

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

"Twitching fingers, coupled with feelings of malaise, weakness, anger and exasperation. You're suffering from On-Line Opinion Fatigue Syndrome."

"We learned about identity theft yesterday and I don't want anybody to recognize me and steal mine."

'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will rip out my entrails and dance on my grave.'

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

Scientist looking at FaecesBook website.

The Off-line Store

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

Internet supervision.

"All Super Highways lead to Rome"