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"Bad news, Milton. Some hacker broke into our files, and mixed our fresh-water fish with our salt-water fish."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

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"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

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'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

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'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

"I hate when this happens."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

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To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

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'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'

"You want to throw off the hackers, so put something with 'CAT' in the title."

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

"Our company has been hit by a data breach...now everyone will know my real age!"

"Who the hell is Dixie?"

"You didn't fill in the part that would make it incredibly easy to steal your identity."