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"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."

"They say you're a cybercriminal."

Reporter at cybercrime conference asks: 'Should we be focussing on this area when we surely face a greater threat from the Daleks?'

"Confounded hackers."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

IT security.

Ignorance of the Law

Robot Robber

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'