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"Even though he knows it's a robocall, he can't resist answering his phone. We are weaning him off his answering urge."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

Mobile phone damage to children.

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Social media and privacy

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

"Let's go to my place, Goldie. My parents won't spy on us."

Will Sell Your Data Back To You.

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

"We've been told to inform you that the NSA, FBI, CIA, nor any other government agency cares what you say or do."

The Ungooglable Man

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"Pardon me, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation."

'You don't need to worry about your records being sold to the highest bidder...they'll bugger it and sell them off cheap!'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."