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"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

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"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

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'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

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"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

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'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'Reinventing myself.'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

Let's be honest

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

Hype and Truth Buildings.

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'I lie to people on Twitter about what I'm doing.'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.

'My fear of failure keeps me from being honest with you.'

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."