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"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

Let's be honest

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

'Reinventing myself.'

Hype and Truth Buildings.

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

'I lie to people on Twitter about what I'm doing.'

'My fear of failure keeps me from being honest with you.'

Felix decides right then to stop sugar-coating his words.