Online Expressionist T-Shirts

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Mime father in the delivery room.

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Who are you?

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

Quiet Quitting

Bad Career Move