Outdoor Expressionist T-Shirts

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I love your work!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Mime Baby

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'You're no Pollock.'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Quiet Quitting

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

'Say when.'

Man Painting Road.

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."