Outdoor Expressionist T-Shirts

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I love your work!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Mime Baby

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Mime father in the delivery room.

'You're no Pollock.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

The Greatest Mime in the World

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Practicing my hate-face."

Quiet Quitting

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Say when.'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Man Painting Road.

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."