Online Dating Explorer Pillows

'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'

'Yes, we do have a few princesses on our files but none of them want to date frogs, enchanted or otherwise.'

"You don't look like your picture."

"Tinder sucks up here."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"When your profile said you're an eighties-type guy. . . naturally I thought you were referring to the decade!"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"How about an EMO girl?"

"Look, Sis, this new dating site even matches you to men who prefer low to normal TV volume."

"We did everything we could, but you still look like a geek on your dating profile."

"You look a lot different than your dating site photo."

"I have never dated a taxi driver before."

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

So are you from a good family?

"Oh, c'mon! So I'm not a bald eagle - everyone lies in their dating profile!"

Online Dating

"I'm not your real wife, I'm your virtual wife. Your real wiofe is on vacation with your virtual best friend Bob."

The hazards of cyberdating.

Bigfoot Singles - 'Currently online: 1'

"I found him on Dregs List."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"I miss the days when people were ashamed to admit they met online."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"On the internet you said you were tall."

"Then it's settled. We're signing you up on 'Bitchfinder.com', like, immediately."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"