Online Dating Explorer Pillows

'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'

'Yes, we do have a few princesses on our files but none of them want to date frogs, enchanted or otherwise.'

"You don't look like your picture."

"Tinder sucks up here."

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"When your profile said you're an eighties-type guy. . . naturally I thought you were referring to the decade!"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"How about an EMO girl?"

"I've hooked us up with a couple of cougars on tinder."

"Look, Sis, this new dating site even matches you to men who prefer low to normal TV volume."

"We did everything we could, but you still look like a geek on your dating profile."

"You look a lot different than your dating site photo."

"I have never dated a taxi driver before."

"When I put that in my computer dating information, it was just an expression!"

So are you from a good family?

I'm a real boy!

"Oh, c'mon! So I'm not a bald eagle - everyone lies in their dating profile!"

Online Dating

"I'm not your real wife, I'm your virtual wife. Your real wiofe is on vacation with your virtual best friend Bob."

"Phew! No messages"

The hazards of cyberdating.

Bigfoot Singles - 'Currently online: 1'

"I found him on Dregs List."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"I miss the days when people were ashamed to admit they met online."

Ernie, your online dating profile says you're tall, athletic and wealthy. this is the biggest joke I've ever seen! Good point, Frank. I need to add something about my great sense of humor!

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"On the internet you said you were tall."

"Then it's settled. We're signing you up on 'Bitchfinder.com', like, immediately."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I just love a nice knight out."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."