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"No, actually this is the first time I've used Dreamdate.com. How about you?"

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Online Dating

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

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Too Weird to Have a Husband

Using a social media app to date

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

Date Time. Maybe an online dating site is not the best place to search for an honest person, Diogenes.

The hazards of cyberdating.

Distraught. Let's hear it. I met this girl last night and she gave me her number. Awesome. So? I texted her. And? I haven't heard back. Hold on. Remain calm. How long has it been? Panic!!! Oh, never mind. I texted to the wrong number. Generation I -- for impatient!! Exhale.

"I miss the days when people were ashamed to admit they met online."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"How many sex partners have you had?"