Online Matchmaking Explorers Gifts

"No, actually this is the first time I've used Dreamdate.com. How about you?"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Online Dating

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Sorry, pal. I just need to make sure she likes me for me."

"I thought on your profile it said you were into 'BIKING'."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

Using a social media app to date

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'I'll tell you a joke; I lied about the GSOH!'

The hazards of cyberdating.

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."