Online Booking Warrior Gifts

"Does anyone know where I can find the link to get vaccinated on line?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

Second lifeReal life.

Changing Room Decisions

Pull an all-nighter?

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Quicksands of time

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

E-mail

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

In case of stress break glass.

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

Conan the Librarian.

E-mail

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

The art of wrapping.

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'