Online Booking Gifts

"Which website did you find this hotel on?"

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Online Shopping.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Terms and conditions

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'