Online Booking Gifts

"Which website did you find this hotel on?"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'I found him on the internet.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Online Shopping.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

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