Booking Fun Gifts

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Little league world series of poker.

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Classic Emojis for sale.

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Till debt do us part...'

Post Game Day Betting.

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Where's your costume and team spirit? You're not paid to enjoy yourself - you should enjoy your work!'

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

Pin-atas

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

'I started to suggest we go look for some excitement but heck, this is where the action is!'

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

Air Sitar.

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.

Boy slides down handrail.