Booking Enthusiast Gifts

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Reading my Critics

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Home depot."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Tourists in Egypt

The World's Easiest Airport

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The only way to see the world is to see the world