Online Booking Warrior Pillows

"Does anyone know where I can find the link to get vaccinated on line?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

Second lifeReal life.

Changing Room Decisions

Pull an all-nighter?

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Quicksands of time

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

E-mail

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

In case of stress break glass.

Energy Drink - In case of deadline bust ass.

Conan the Librarian.

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

E-mail

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

The art of wrapping.

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

Invoice.