Overbooked Warrior Pillows

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"First break since 2008."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Pull an all-nighter?

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

Burn out

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

Quicksands of time

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

"I told my boss there weren't enough hours in my day. He said that's why they invented the night."