Overbooked Brigade Pillows

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

The Drummer

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Working Vacation.

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Work Life Balance Paperwork

I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.

"I'm really behind on all my living."

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

"Say when."

White Cliffs of Dover

"I see you've brought some notes for your interview."

Piñata attack

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

"We are looking for volunteers to give up their seats and not attend some college friend's wedding in Chicago."

End of the world insurance.

The Happiest Hen of Accrington

M.D. You feel like you've been burning the candle at both ends? I feel like I've been sticking it in the microwave.

Mobile Library

Kids on board

"...I don't know what they mean about us changing all social workers' terms and conditions?...we're letting them hang on to the 70 hour week!"

"That's odd! Having a myocardial infarction wasn't even ON his 'to do' list!"

'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'

Workaholic Ned Fulgum takes his first day off in over fifty-seven years.