Online Booking Skeptic Pillows

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

"Which website did you find this hotel on?"

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"No, as of yet, they are not on the internet!"

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'If you don't believe me, Google it.'

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"The internet begs to differ."

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"...There was no such thing as ordering it through the interwebs, or whatever the heck you call it."

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

"I can't find anything on line. I'm going to the mall."

That business about the meek inheriting the earth sounds an awful lot like an internet scam.

"Dude - don't believe in all that nonsense you read on the internet."

'Oh my gosh!!! What are you doing giving out our credit card information online?!!!'

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."