Online Shopping Skeptic Pillows

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.

'I don't know. I heard you have to be careful getting stuff online.'

"In reply to your inquiry regarding the Burke garden hoe, please visit our Worldwide Web home page at: http://www.burke1903.com."

'I broke up with him: It turns out he'd bought his 'Best in Show' ribbons on the internet...'

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

How Amazon was invented

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'I found him on the internet.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Online Shopping.

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,