Online Shopping Struggler Pillows

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

How Amazon was invented

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"They looked smaller on the website."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'You shop we drop.'

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

The 2020 Black Friday

When online orders are delivered late...

"I can't find anything on line. I'm going to the mall."

'Are you happy, dad? I'm good on reading! I can read fish dealers' websites... your credit card number...'

'That's the trouble ordering boots by mail - you always get the wrong size.'

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