Online Shopping Struggler Gifts

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

How Amazon was invented

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Ah, sweatpants."

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"They looked smaller on the website."

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

"When they guaranteed delivery anywhere, anyplace, they weren't kidding."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'I can't even remember what I had for breakfast. How do you expect me to remember another bloody password!?'

"...There was no such thing as ordering it through the interwebs, or whatever the heck you call it."

'You shop we drop.'

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

The 2020 Black Friday

'That's the trouble ordering boots by mail - you always get the wrong size.'

"I can't find anything on line. I'm going to the mall."

I knew it was a mistake letting you sign up for Amazon Primate. Bananas.

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

When online orders are delivered late...

'Are you happy, dad? I'm good on reading! I can read fish dealers' websites... your credit card number...'

Holy Grail chalice on display. Knight says: 'I got it on eBay.'

"Look! It's everything we forgot we ordered online!"