On Demand Tv Gifts

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"They grow up so fast."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Television Readers.

'Einsteiners.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lazy Octopus

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

Love is when you watch television together.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.