On Demand Tv Gifts

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"They grow up so fast."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Television Readers.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'There's nothing on.'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Love is when you watch television together.