Omen Observer Gifts

"I think I know why the birds sound louder this morning."

Good Luck!

A terrifying alignment of bad omens, or 'just plain coincidence'? You be the judge!

"That's nonsense! Just seeing a black cat means nothing! Now if it crosses your path on a moonlit evening, then, whoa baby, watch out!"

Flags

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Greek Crisis

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Brexit 2016

Brexit Tortoise

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Gone to seed.

Britain Stays

'How can you be so cheap?'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

After hours TV.

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'What was all that yelling outside?'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

Syriza

'Sorry, forgot to warn you. Regular season starts next week. This is just an exhibitionist game.'

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

The Ticking Bomb Beneath Greece

Emmanuel Macron