Omen Observers Gifts

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Flags

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Greek Crisis

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"I think he just ashed on me."

Brexit 2016

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Brexit Tortoise

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"I love people-watching."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

A spider meal prepping

'Watch this space.'

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Shy Man at Party

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'How can you be so cheap?'

The E.U. on Catalan independence

Britain Stays

Bird Bathrooms

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

Syriza