Omen Observers Mugs

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Flags

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Greek Crisis

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"I think he just ashed on me."

Brexit 2016

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Brexit Tortoise

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

A spider meal prepping

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"I love people-watching."

'Watch this space.'

The E.U. on Catalan independence

'How can you be so cheap?'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Britain Stays

Shy Man at Party

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

What late birds do.

Syriza