Offering Observer Mugs

'How can you be so cheap?'

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"We used to be cooler."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"There goes that creepy music again...

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'I got one this small.'