Europe Observer Gifts

Emmanuel Macron

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Greek Crisis

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Euro against the Dollar.

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Supermarket Merge

V-O Day

Exchange Rate.

Midterm election s results

"He downgraded Apple."

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

Brexit 2016

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"