Wake me up when the Olympics are over....
Olympic Avoider Gifts
Looking for a gift for the Olympic avoider in your life? Whether they dodge race days or prefer staying on the sidelines, our collection of playful and humorous items captures their fun-loving, laid-back attitude. Perfect for those who may not be fans of athletic events but still love a good laugh or thoughtful gift that respects their interests.
Good News about winter
"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
"You need to lose 20 cable channels."
'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'
' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'
"We need to walk."
'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'
"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."
People who work-from-home, annual get together.
'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'
"Will I still be able to not exercise?"
'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'
"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."
"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"
'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'
The Candy Shop. Anytime I eat candy it immediately goes to my mid-section. No time to waist!
Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!
"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"
"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"
The Procrastinatorium.
'Your back went out because your front went out.'
'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'
What can I get you? Ham sandwich with extra cheese. Double banana split. Side of sugar. Coming up, sir. I am abandoning my New Year's diet! If you're gonna go down, go down in flames. Burn these gym clothes!
The Sedentary Dead.
The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.
Big bumpers.
"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."
'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'
D.I.Y ladder
New years resolutions
"Okay, we've put on our exercise clothes. Now what?"
"I want you to drink more beer, eat more fatty foods and take less exercise."
"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."
Olympic Avoider Gifts Collection
Olympic Avoider Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the Olympic avoider—witty, fun, and perfect for lazy mornings and sideline supporters.
Olympic Avoider Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their home with pillows that celebrate the Olympic avoider's relaxed attitude and love for comfort.
Olympic Avoider Prints
Browse our prints designed for the Olympic avoider—stylish, playful art that captures their fun-loving sideline spirit.
Olympic Avoider T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the Olympic avoider—comfortable, humorous, and great for making a subtle statement about their laid-back approach.