Oldies Music Gifts

Old songs made new

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Old rocker.

You had me at vintage.

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Thank you for your service."

Mick Jagger at 95.

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Oldies Band.

"Have you seen my CD player?"

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Church in the year 2035.

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

Keith Richards

"I said: 'Can you turn the jukebox down, I can't hear myself drink!"

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.