Oldies Music Prints

'It's oldie rock 'n' roll but I like it.'

Old songs made new

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Old rocker.

You had me at vintage.

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

Ringo Starr

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Mick Jagger at 95.

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"Thank you for your service."

Old man imagines his younger self dancing with a cane.

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Oldies Band.

Keith Richards

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"Have you seen my CD player?"

Church in the year 2035.

The Beatles

Keith Richards

The Ghost from Disco Past gave Brian the heebie-Bee Gees.

Noah's AARP.

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

"I said: 'Can you turn the jukebox down, I can't hear myself drink!"

Noddy Holder

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

You're listening to K-OLD the golden oldies station. Back in a few … Oldies? You listen to oldies? Of course. Sinatra! Neil Diamond! Metallica. Vanilla Ice. The world is dead to me. Neil who?

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"