Old School Tunes Gifts

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Old rocker.

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Old songs made new

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Rolling Stones

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Soto

"Have you seen my CD player?"

Church in the year 2035.

Keith Richards

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

"I said: 'Can you turn the jukebox down, I can't hear myself drink!"

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

'Row,row,row your boat? Couldn't they afford an outboard motor?'

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

"No stamp on you voice mail, Mr. Figgis."

'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'

Man leaving School of Music: They suggestd I switch from a violin to a CD player.

"Hot enough for you?"

"I want you to hire that last applicant. I went to high school with him. Pay him double the usual salary. . . then fire him the day! Revenge is sweet!"

"Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa..." "That's a can of chopped chicken, Grampa."

Class re-union - "You must remember Harry! He was the class hamster."

'Tracy is in a good mood today. She's met an old school friend who's fatter than her now.'

'This is my Grandpa and he doesn't own a cell!'