Old School Tunes Gifts

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Old rocker.

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Old songs made new

Rolling Stones

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Have you seen my CD player?"

Soto

Church in the year 2035.

Keith Richards

'It's oldie rock 'n' roll but I like it.'

"I said: 'Can you turn the jukebox down, I can't hear myself drink!"

Noddy Holder

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

'Row,row,row your boat? Couldn't they afford an outboard motor?'

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

"No stamp on you voice mail, Mr. Figgis."

'Let's stick with your original 'Star Spangled Banner,' and pretend there never was this dance-remix version.'

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.

'Give me that old soft shoe, nothing else will do, in a size nine, please...'

"I want you to hire that last applicant. I went to high school with him. Pay him double the usual salary. . . then fire him the day! Revenge is sweet!"

"Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa..." "That's a can of chopped chicken, Grampa."

"Hot enough for you?"

Man leaving School of Music: They suggestd I switch from a violin to a CD player.

Class re-union - "You must remember Harry! He was the class hamster."

'Tracy is in a good mood today. She's met an old school friend who's fatter than her now.'

'This is my Grandpa and he doesn't own a cell!'