Throwback Tunes Gifts

Noddy Holder

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Jarvis Cocker

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Robert Drake

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Mick Jagger at 95.

Kurt Cobain

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"No worries, that's not COVID 19 fever, it's Saturday Night Fever."

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

"I've had it with the nineties!"

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

Donny - A dog of the 80's.

Sony Dorkman

James Brown's Soul Train.

"Were you just humming the Spice Girls?"

'That's what I like, a good old fashioned Christmas.' (sign in window reads 'Out now - Do They Know It's Christmas!')

'I'm transferring all my wax cylinders to 78's.'

Robert Mitchum

I'm sorry, Mr. Fusco, but we seem to have lost your new x-ray. However, I just posted an x-ray of yours from 10 years ago on Facebook for "Throwback Thursday."

"What do you mean, 'Today's Wednesday?!' I thought today was 'Throwback Thursday!'"

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"Brian says in 1976 we just got on with it."

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.