Old Testament Observer Gifts

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Joseph and his coat

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Horseshoes...Samson-style

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Noah's Nark.

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'