Old Testament Observer Pillows

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

Moses separating his Laundry.

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Yes, all at once!'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Horseshoes...Samson-style

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

Joseph and his coat

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Noah's Nark.

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'I just glanced back at Sodom and Gomorrah for a second...'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Actually, we were hoping for a less high-maintenance God.'

"He never lets you forget that he had a cameo in the Old Testament."

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'