Old-school Coaching Fan Gifts

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Abacus.

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Suzanne Lenglen

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"You've still got it Joao."

Indians Smoke Signals.

Jack Johnson

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Rugby golden oldies.

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"There's something missing on your resume'..."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

A Sweeping Reform.

"I was named Prisoner of the Year for ten years running."

W. G. Grace

After the brief display of sportsmanship, the gladiators resumed fighting to the death, while Anthony embarked on the long road to rehabilitation from torn knee ligaments.

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Joe Louis