Office Talkers Gifts

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

"I hear you may do a baby."

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

"Love your feng shui!"

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

'And along with your promotion you get a key to the executive bedroom.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.'

"I told you never to call me here."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

"It's dress down day!"

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"Did you hear the good news? We're engaged to become work spouses."

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

The main reason I was chosen to be the senior manager is my ability to always be calm, wise and right. . .What's that in your hand?! Is that a shiny thing?!!. . ."