Office Talkers Mugs

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

"I hear you may do a baby."

'It's signed by the entire office. You're not too popular areound here, are you?'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

"Love your feng shui!"

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'And along with your promotion you get a key to the executive bedroom.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"It's dress down day!"

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"Thanks for your offer, but in our company we still have a perfect information and communication system. It's called water cooler talk."

'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.'

"I told you never to call me here."

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.

"Did you hear the good news? We're engaged to become work spouses."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

The main reason I was chosen to be the senior manager is my ability to always be calm, wise and right. . .What's that in your hand?! Is that a shiny thing?!!. . ."

"This has you as three feet tall but I don't see you as more than two and a half."

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

'What I like most about the new boss is that you always know EXACTLY where you stand with him!'