Office Software Aficionado Gifts

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

401K

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

Corporate Whore.

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

Desk shaped like an office block.

Female business.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.