Office Levity Enthusiast Gifts

'Martha, I didn't get to be a CEO by putting my pants on one leg at a time.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

"You have a 2 o'clock, a 3:30 and don't forget the monthly finance report is due Friday..."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."