Office Efficiency Enthusiast Gifts

Man with big desk using expanding tongs to place paper in his out basket

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Lemonade Inc.

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Late/Too Late.

The original paperless office

"A one-word email reply... classic power move."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Failure/Due Diligence

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"